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From: sharon
Date: 24 Sep 1999
Time: 05:22:40
Remote Name: 62.0.19.210
> After the annual office Christmas party, John woke up with a pounding > headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the > preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his > way downstairs, where his butifull young wife put some coffee in front of him. > "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I > think?" > "Even worse," she assured him, voice dripping with scorn. "You made a > complete ass of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of > directors, and insulted the president of the company to his face." > "He's an asshole! Piss on him!" > "You did," Louise informed him. "And he fired you." > "Well fuck him and his whole board of directors," growled John. > "I did. You're back to work on Monday."